points fingers

The act of using one's fingers to refer to another person's mother after said person says something that can be turned into a "your mom" joke. Often used in mixed company and/or in public where one doesn't want to offend anyone within earshot.

1)
Person 1: "This is an awesome fish taco!"
Person 2: <points fingers>

2)
Person 1: Can you give me a ride?
Person 2: I gave <points fingers> a ride!

by thechowda December 27, 2009

pointy kitty

actually it was used in the Simpsons when the "pointy kitty" stole "daddys key". Ralph says this when the rat takes the police master key.

That pointy kitty took daddys key

by Shortbusguy44 May 26, 2007

Good boy points

A system of points used by mothers for their little boys. The boy can save up good boy points to buy"chicken tendies". The mother can ask sexual favors for good boy points.

I have 30 good boy points. Each chicken tendie costs 6 good boy points. I can afford 5 chicken tendies. I need 10 to be satisfied. I beg mommy for more good boy points. She pulls up her skirt and says that if I can please mommy I will get 10 chicken remedies for free. I don't really like girl tinkle parts but I lick anyway. 10 minutes later mommy says that I did a good job. She says that if I play with her milk bags I will get barbeque sauce for free. I played and played and mommy gave me barbeque sauce. Now I have the chicken tendies to satisfy myself.

by Black KKK December 22, 2015

muffin point

The point you reach when you are so tired that everything is funny. Being drunk on lack of sleep.

I broke into a hysterical fit of laughter after hearing the word 'alliteration', because I was at muffin point.

by holychia May 23, 2006

pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer

Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”

by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022

Face Points

Points that one receives when he or she shows up at a place and gets noticed.

Pertains particularly to people come back to an area where they used to live/be/roam. Such as a college student coming back to the area were they went to high school

Dude I got mad face points at the gym today.

Lets go to the dinner there might be some high school chicks there, we could get some face points.

I went to Dunkin Donuts and nobody was there, major face point disappointment.

by Bjamss2011 June 11, 2011

Salt Point

Little redneck town in the middle of no where in New York. Everyone knows everyone. If you need to go somewhere there is the Salt Point Deli and everything else is a half an hour way. Thats pretty much all there is to say.

Salt Point, where rednecks try to act gansta and it doesn't work to well...

by Someone in SP obvi December 31, 2011