it is pain why do we have to do it in school its so lame
"ok guys we are doing poetry so lets write a sonnet"
Jimmy - shoots himself and the teacher in the head 48 times
by narzan April 11, 2022
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obviously the most fucking useful subject in school that will teach you how to pay taxes and have a nice life
dude i just had a poetry exam in school and now i have the cure for cancer and a phd in physics
by sk8sk8masturbate October 15, 2020
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Ohohohoho... That is BAD! Jesus christ! You and Andrew both. IT DOESN'T NEED TO RHYME! You don't need everything to rhyme. Bottom shelf. That's some bottom shelf poetry.
Hym "Holy shit is your poetry not very good. Mine inspired so many bodies of work that I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time. But your shit poetry? That, on the other hand, is the worst thing ever written. "
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
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I love you is the most beautiful lie

A word you can say looking into my eye

Our story didn't last.
But it's still the best one i know

Tho it didn't last, you really helped me grow

At one point in my life, you were my hero.

is it wrong that i still love you

is it wrong to still be in love with you

I'm still in love with the impossibility of us.

I will always love you, even from a distance

I could never forget your existence

And even if they try i would never give into insistence

How can i love someone new,

when every night i dream about you

You weren't ready to love and i wasn't ready either

We both hurted each other, told our minds they was a keeper

Out of all the lies you told me, i love you was my favorite

I want it all back but I don't wanna seem desperate.

I love you is the most beautiful lie

A word you can say looking into my eye.
this poetry is about a beautiful lie
by Joshua.F May 11, 2023
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The moon is hiding
The sun is rising
I am in Costinesti
And I see a shit in the sea
=))))))
Erick: you know what poetry in a second is like?
Maya: like a shit in a sea!
by mayusca October 3, 2022
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Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.
A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:

$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {

$id = rand(1, 10000000);

mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}
by EnglishMouse April 29, 2012
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A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
by Valefar August 27, 2021
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