speed poetry

(noun) a type of poetry that has to be conjured up within a small amount of time. collaborating with other poets and fluctuating back and forth between lines is recommended when generating a speed poem.

founded by areeb; advocated by electrofareeesis and cheezmoo19.

Pizza. (30 second speed poetry)

person 1) scourge of fine cuisine
person 2)when you enter my pait
person 1) my midriff explodes

person 2) eloquent turpiloquence

by Noooorie January 4, 2009

Valentines Poetry

Poetry that you find or write your self for you loved one, NOT that which you hear on daytime T.V. and copy.

A Peice of Valentines Poetry found in a very old book of poetry by various poets.

Your body is my temple,
Your charecter my creed,
I will worship for enternity,
My conviction will never wane,
I love you. - Unknown

by AMX February 9, 2009

Writing Poetry

Urinating in a toilet.

Origins:
Person A: Whenever I need to pee lately, the feeling doesnt start to build up gradually any more. One moment I don't need to pee, next moment I do.
Person B: That's really beautiful. You should write poetry.

"Where is (person)?"
"She is in the bathroom, writing poetry."

by A Poet October 20, 2008

champagne poetry

So basically it’s when someone reads poetry but they also are drinking champagne so it’s champagne poetry

Hey would u be down to read some champagne poetry with me

by MikeandFlight September 3, 2021

Petty Poetry

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.

Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.

by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010

Vogon Poetry Code

Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.

A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:

$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {

$id = rand(1, 10000000);

mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}

by EnglishMouse October 3, 2012

swash poetry

Low-brow rhymes, mostly dirty.

I wanna tickle your gherkin
With my bearskin merkin...

That’s some nasty swash poetry!

by Out of Anchorage October 17, 2019