placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

After seeing a placenta during my friend's wife's childbirth, I decided to become celibate.

by VikaasK September 26, 2008

placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

"Is that a vagina blowing a meat-bubble surgically attached to a newborn via a pulsating sausage casing?"

"No, that's just the placenta."

by Cracked.com author September 26, 2008

parentals

A term used to describe parents, after you have committed an act of insolence

"What happend after you showed them your report card"
"Man, the parents went postal and I'm on punishment"

by MissDimplz January 24, 2005

parental pizza

pizza available for your consumption that is paid for by your/your friend's parents

"Where should we eat tonight? I'm getting hungry."

"Let's go over to my place; I've got some parental pizza."

by leshjeik April 23, 2012

coffee placenta

A coffe filter full of damp coffee grounds after you have brewed a pot.

Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!

by vasking November 20, 2009

parentals

the name used for some ones parents that are from another country in turn making them orientals . so there for oriental parents

so the term Parentals came about

-oh there is jimmys parents for visiting from japan

-yeah they are his "Parentals"

by sleepsta November 26, 2010

placental gravity

(n.) the force that pulls the baby out of the womb and into the hands of an either irresponsible nurse or eager-to-get-away-from-this-job hospital employee.

The placental gravity was so strong, the baby shot out of its mother and out the window. Luckily, it landed in an empty baby carriage on the street. Damn gravity.

by coolyo266 March 19, 2009