by Awooooga woof woof October 18, 2023

kim namjoon is a philosopher, if you ask him how his day was, he'll answer your question but then he will start speaking about how we should love ourselves. (cutie <3)
by jiminsbitch December 5, 2018

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life
me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.
tiktok philosopher
me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.
tiktok philosopher
by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.
Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?
Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?
by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024

Gangstalking, andrenachrome moarch bullshit
adrenachrome is black hence the first stage deals with trauma done to someone
usual deals with neck pain and black shit in the vision
white part is the visualization done by the person who takes it
im guessing yellow is the calming stage of the subconcious cymatics,
and red altering the blood and heart attractions of the person who takes it
deals alot with subconcious voodoo and law of reversal shit based around the person whowants it
adrenachrome is black hence the first stage deals with trauma done to someone
usual deals with neck pain and black shit in the vision
white part is the visualization done by the person who takes it
im guessing yellow is the calming stage of the subconcious cymatics,
and red altering the blood and heart attractions of the person who takes it
deals alot with subconcious voodoo and law of reversal shit based around the person whowants it
by MyneowedWus October 31, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
