kim namjoon is a philosopher, if you ask him how his day was, he'll answer your question but then he will start speaking about how we should love ourselves. (cutie <3)
by jiminsbitch December 5, 2018
Get the philosophermug. -a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life
me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.
tiktok philosopher
me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.
tiktok philosopher
by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024
Get the Tiktok Philosophermug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Is Being Esoteric THe Thought Of Being Philosophical<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.
“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”
“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”
“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”
“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”
“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”
by Mdarkside July 26, 2024
Get the Philosophical Dutch ruddermug. <.7.9.7.6.> Esoteric Notions Are For Therapy <&>AndA<&> Philosophical Entries Through Cognitive behavioral Skills Are For Psychiatry Sessions<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> Esoteric Notions Are For Therapy <&>AndA<&> Philosophical Entries Through Cognitive behavioral Skills Are For Psychiatry Sessions<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> Esoteric Notions Are For Therapy <&>AndA<&> Philosophical Entries Through Cognitive behavioral Skills Are For Psychiatry Sessions<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024
Get the tiktok philosophermug. A philosophical zombie, in common usage, denotes an individual who engages in the collecting of Funko Pops. these collectors are frequently identified by the slight drool around their mouths and vacant expressions . The term may also be describe as those with an interest in the Marvel franchise, encompassing its comics, movies, and related media. Moreover, the concept of a "philosophical zombie" can be more broadly interpreted as individuals who have a fundamental absent of qualia or subjective sensation.
example 1: The comic book store was filled with enthusiastic collectors, philosophical zombies, with drool practically dripping from their mouths and vacant stares, as they mindlessly rummaged through the shelves of Funko Pops and jabbered on about yet another Marvel movie release
by grendywitchy August 13, 2023
Get the philosophical zombiemug.