perfect dark

Awesome N64 game, that was also ported to Game Boy (apparently you can swap game info between them...gameboy is lame anyway...)

It is definately the best N64 game ever!!

by mike d March 22, 2005

A perfect person

Synonym for you

Person A: have you ever met a perfect person?
Person B: omg there’s one reading this right now!

by meanbeanaileen June 22, 2019

Perfectify

To make something perfect.

I need to perfectify my tennis skills.

by Jessa Getzendanner August 3, 2007

perfectionitis

a condition that causes one to sporatically fix things until they are perfect or to repeat actions until perfection is reached.
an undiagnosed form of acute OCD

I had to rewrite my English homework five times on 5 new sheets of paper because I came down with a sudden case of perfectionitis and needed to see flawlessly neat handwriting.

by Kathyrin February 23, 2009

Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.

Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."

by damountainous October 23, 2011

Perfect Friend Complex

The Perfect Friend Complex is a mental disorder not really recognized by many people which makes some people feel like they always have to be a perfect friend to their friends and mates. This is usually a provoked by someone getting dumped by a group of friends too many times without being told why. That makes them anxty to know their wrong which they aren't told. Which in turn makes them always feel like they have to be Perfect to evade that from happening again.

I have been dropped by friends without being told why so many times I have developed a Perfect Friend Complex.

by Person#593748 May 31, 2019

perfectpenis

one of the sweetest, funniest people to ever know. perfectpenis, aka mushroom, is a person who would give you a caprisun if you were crying and then a hug. mushroom is so sweet and deserves the world.

“Hey did you see that hot sexy babe right over there? I heard they follow perfectpenis, and are friends with them too! That makes sense why they’re so hot and attractive!”

by sturniolosbff June 7, 2021