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mj perv

Or mjperv, is the shortened version of "Michael Jackson Perv(ert)" which means someone who is madly in love with the King of Pop, adding some.. you know, some fantasms.
You can also read some mjperv fanfictions.
No offense.
A: OMG! MJ is sooo hot!! I really wanna f-
B: Stop right there, mj perv.
by Ulkovich March 24, 2017
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Pixel Perv

Someone who in a game like Guild wars or World of warcraft, hangs around, on top of, or at a good view to examine the pixel jugs and ass of a avatar in the game.

They are usually 13 year old emo fagots who make hundreds of puns, and will stand on or next to a female toon as much as they can, as it makes them feel like they have a girl friend, and will end up private messaging the player until is put on the ignore list and kicked from the alliance or Guild.
Female_monk:That Orion wouldn't stop standing on my monk, all he did was stand on her and pretend to rescue me when all he did was botch up the mission.
Guild_Leader: I know all he does is stand near you, he asked if he could transfer to our guild so he could be with you
Female_Monk:Hes been pming me non stop asking if i want to do missions with him, our last UWSC all he did was stand next to me and get himself killed trying to "Protect' me
Guild_leader:Don't worry I'm going to get his leader to kick him from the guild
Female_Monk: Good, he wont leave me alone, hes such a Pixel Perv
by GW_Watchman November 7, 2009
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Double Perv Curve

verb - the action in which a pervert says bye to a group of girls by holding up both hands and waving.
He just double perv curved to that group of girls
by BladeSplitter12 October 12, 2010
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lesbian perv

A female who claims to not be a lesbian, but is often caught looking at other females in a sexual manner.
Cynthia: Molly, you are SUCH a lesbian!

Molly: I am not! I'm engaged to Dave!

Cynthia: True. Well, if you're not a lesbian, you're definitely a lesbian perv.
by suchimpulse August 5, 2008
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peanut perv

A perverted man or woman that places peanut butter on the genitals and get an animal to lick it off.
Person 1: Hey, why does John carry a jar of peanut butter?

Person 2: He's a peanut perv.

Person 1: That explains alot.
by Command Sergent Major ... June 29, 2008
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self perv

someone who fantasises about themselves to the point they would rather fornicate with themselves than others
"you're a complete self perv!" "stop being a complete self perv"
by munter1 April 5, 2009
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random perv

a worthless scumbag who has no social class and pops random boners
dude did you see Nick Chester hes such a Random Perv
by Nick Chester June 11, 2006
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