None-Hundred Percent

Over-explicitly stating that you had no reason to participate in something. Like you don't care one little bit.

Zero, zilch, nada. Null. The big fat Goose Egg. The empty set.

Adam: what percentage of brackets have kansas as the champion? 80?

Andy: None-Hundred Percent of mine ... since I care not for NCAA.

by awienick March 20, 2010

The 50 Percent Rule

The 50 Percent Rule was first invented in spring 2016 by Swiss citizen K.E.

As opposed to state laws with a limited scope, it is described a universal moral in modern human behaviour.

It regulates the number of seats taken by a single guest in a restaurant, bar, café, eatery or diner.

You and your company may claim all the seats of a specific seating area (i.e. table or sofa space) if you make up for at least 50% of the total number of seats without the need to grant fellow guests access to the remaining seats.

A: "Hey man, can I take that seat?"

B: "No, sorry!"
A: "Why, is there anyone joining you? Or do you just need 4 seats for yourself?"
B: "There's nobody joining me. And now let me do my work!"
A: "Well, sir! Haven't you heard of the 50 Percent Rule!?"

by crevek1900x May 25, 2016

eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.

30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

by but for October 12, 2018

One hundo percento

A saying to depict enthusiastic agreement, but without looking excessive. The academic equivalent of "mood"

"Brain couldn't work out how to open phone"
"Brain needs phone-unable-to-open moments to balance out assessment moments"
"One hundo percento"

by Nikaf! May 2, 2021

one percenter gag

A joke inj a book, movie or television series that is so obscure that only %1 of the audience will get it.

The Wish Upon a Weinstein episode of Family Guy is full of one percenter gags.

by Zyklon-B April 22, 2004

4 percent

1. A word used to compare someone who is a homosexual to the percentage of fat content in homogenized milk.

2. It is impossible to use this term without yourself being a homosexual.

That young fellow over there, I belive he is a 4 percent, because he enjoys the company of males in the region commonly known as his anus.

by K-Rimes April 2, 2004

perculate

A word that nookyoolar scientists use to describe a liquid that drains or filters through a porous substance. Unfortunately commonly used by 'experts' during 'scientific' TV interviews.

Too much water perculated into the hillside, which caused an avalanche of mud.

by Frennzy November 16, 2006