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Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).
Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...
by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023
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pathetic

What most Americans are.

They have no respect, no integrity, no sophistication, no knowledge or understanding of anything. And are arrogant and are all scumbags.
The majority of Americans are pathetic
by Death Menace March 24, 2023
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Pathetic

A big, buff guy who looks suspiciously like a girl. I.E. Bugfreckle
"That was such a pathetic, Bugfreckle move there, man."
by cozymozy November 2, 2023
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Pathetic

Anyone who uses these made up, pretend "words." So stupid!
I need to kiki. I'm seriously pathetic for needing a kiki!
by Antón December 1, 2023
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Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.
When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!
by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019
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pathetic

A person that a lot of people could just automatically start rolling their damn eyes at while feeling sorry and probably laugh at them at the same time they are so pitiful and weak.
That guy who just transferred to the department we work in at the factory is so pathetic when it comes to meeting the most simple expectations from the supervisor, and never does any shit correctly that he's instructed to do while in the workplace.
by Vocabulary fanatic November 16, 2021
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