A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.
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slang; for the worthless piece of trash that takes up precious space.
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slang; for the worthless piece of trash that takes up precious space.
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Get the bueno para nada mug.One of the lost Bert Reynolds movies. Made early in his career the film is based on a true story of how the British trained monkeys as bombers during the second world war. The monkeys used to have explosives either strapped to them or around their necks. They would parachute out of a plane, land on enemy soil and them run into bunkers and buildings before setting off the bombs. It was seen as a key strategy in the British removing several men of power in Berlin.
The film stars many young actors and Bert Reynolds appearance as a pilot is short lived (he ends up being mashed by a jet engine). The film failed to make any mark at the cinemas and has been restricted to late night television showings on small satellite channels. The film is famous for the lack of one important thing.. Bert Reynolds doesn't have his mustache in it!
The film stars many young actors and Bert Reynolds appearance as a pilot is short lived (he ends up being mashed by a jet engine). The film failed to make any mark at the cinemas and has been restricted to late night television showings on small satellite channels. The film is famous for the lack of one important thing.. Bert Reynolds doesn't have his mustache in it!
Bert: Monkeys! What the sodding hell do they know about parachutes.
Capt. England: More than a washed up fighter pilot.
Capt. England: More than a washed up fighter pilot.
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A paravegetarian is someone who eats meat, but is against killing for sport, as well as the use of animal parts in luxury items. They base their beliefs partially on the fact that "the circle of life" shows that the consumption of meat is a fact of life. They believe that killing for sport is unnatural and selfish, as it takes away from the food source of that animal's natural predator. For the same reason they are against the use of animal parts for anything if other resouces are available (e.g. leather jackets.) Some paravegetarians will consent to the use of animal parts if the meat of said animal is eaten.
Also called Paravegans.
A paravegetarian is someone who eats meat, but is against killing for sport, as well as the use of animal parts in luxury items. They base their beliefs partially on the fact that "the circle of life" shows that the consumption of meat is a fact of life. They believe that killing for sport is unnatural and selfish, as it takes away from the food source of that animal's natural predator. For the same reason they are against the use of animal parts for anything if other resouces are available (e.g. leather jackets.) Some paravegetarians will consent to the use of animal parts if the meat of said animal is eaten.
Also called Paravegans.
Person 1: "You're eating a burger, but getting mad at me for wearing a leather jacket? You're such a hypocryte!"
Person 2: "Dude, I'm paravegetarian."
Person 2: "Dude, I'm paravegetarian."
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