by C.A.W March 8, 2009

a promise made during sex that is used to encourage continued activity. Usually, not to be carried out.
Bob didn't call Linda back the next morning like he said he would. He thought that was ok as it was a fuck promise.
by Tker December 16, 2009

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.
'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'
by Blonest May 4, 2019

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

by peterz N May 31, 2019

a shoe that you give someone giving them your love. like a promise ring but more loving because it is like cinderella.
by Catherine Broddy May 23, 2020

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
by exuk November 19, 2021
