protection

some form of a contraceptive

man, i've got to remember to wear some protection...

by ald;fjk March 2, 2004

perfectional

It's when one is good at their trade. It's the words perfection and professional combined.

I'm a perfectional joint roller!

by Amanda CB January 18, 2006

Pregnancy Prevention Patrol

Someone who has to supervise at a camp or hotel to make sure that none of the high school students at an event sneak in and out of rooms to have sex. Also known as PPP.

With the cheerleading camp sandwiched between the football camp and soccer camp, Joel knew he’d be on pregnancy prevention patrol until his replacement came at dawn.

Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Prejection

To be told off or rejected by a girl/guy before you can even ask.

Bobby: Dude Marie told me not to even dream of asking her to prom right before I could ask.
Jason: Wow, prejected man, first case of prejection I've ever seen.

by Everoth March 30, 2008

Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

Astral Projection

The ability to project your subconscious mind forward, in the form of a astral body. Not a proven phenomenon.

I'm going to use astral projection to kick your ass remotely.

by TechKnow July 30, 2004

perfection

the worst fault of them all

his perfection was so complete he was unhuman

by als101 September 7, 2009