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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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Pox News

A news channel that spreads misinformation about a global pandemic
I was watching Pox and Friends on Pox News the other day. What a bunch of smog breathers!
by WontonDisregard December 21, 2020
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pox bottle

variation of nacker ie. north side dubliner. but tend to blow glue and paint and lie un-conscience near flat complexes
Wayne, wheres me score you fuckin pox bottle
by tarrynn February 10, 2023
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Lambo Pox

Lambo Pox

The act of Lightening ones wallet to buy a lamborghini
Jason gave himself Lambo Pox when he bought his Verde Mantis Huracan today.
by 1320Tex August 8, 2022
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