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person 1: are we gay?
Person 2: friends for life, platonic wife. poetry
by godofplatonicwives March 12, 2021
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Vogon Poetry Code

Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.
A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:

$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {

$id = rand(1, 10000000);

mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}
by EnglishMouse October 3, 2012
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penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.
Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.
by houuseplant April 3, 2023
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poetry

do you take drugs,

YESSSSSSS

i'm in love with the poetry
like a ballon that was been born with wheels
wheels, WHEEEEEELS, NOOOOOOOOO. I'm autistic

but, which drugs
ALL OF THEM
by purple lemon May 10, 2023
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Poetry

I love you is the most beautiful lie

A word you can say looking into my eye

Our story didn't last.
But it's still the best one i know

Tho it didn't last, you really helped me grow

At one point in my life, you were my hero.

is it wrong that i still love you

is it wrong to still be in love with you

I'm still in love with the impossibility of us.

I will always love you, even from a distance

I could never forget your existence

And even if they try i would never give into insistence

How can i love someone new,

when every night i dream about you

You weren't ready to love and i wasn't ready either

We both hurted each other, told our minds they was a keeper

Out of all the lies you told me, i love you was my favorite

I want it all back but I don't wanna seem desperate.

I love you is the most beautiful lie

A word you can say looking into my eye.
this poetry is about a beautiful lie
by Joshua.F May 10, 2023
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smack poetry

1. To smack poetry in a verbally abusing way 2. The act of smacking someone's butt

Example: If you accidentally smack someone's butt then you can say it was just 'smack poetry'
Stop using smack poetry it's mean
by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020
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Poetry

obviously the most fucking useful subject in school that will teach you how to pay taxes and have a nice life
dude i just had a poetry exam in school and now i have the cure for cancer and a phd in physics
by sk8sk8masturbate October 15, 2020
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