Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 07, 2009
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Tibbeton Turn pike

When someone is having intercorse with a walrus and decides to pike it in the ass and turn side to side with its tail and teeth as leverage.
by Dylfansison September 03, 2018
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pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.
Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!
by Have a go then April 08, 2022
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ass Pike

To annoy a person beyond the point of being a pain in the ass
My niece rene is being more of a pain in my ass than usual she is an ass Pike
by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024
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ass Pike

To annoy somebody beyond the point of being a pain in the ass
My niece rene it's being more annoying today than usual she's Beyond being a pain in my ass she is an ass Pike
by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024
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chappell-pike

Sexy, big boobs and hazel eyes. You can't get a hotter babe.
Oh she's such a bad ass that must be a chappell-pike!
by Happpppppyyyyy July 15, 2017
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Pike-dyke

A lesbian broad. 90’s frat dude/a.c slater actin’ lesbian.
That pike-dyke just boned my girlfriend, bro!
by Trade Marx May 11, 2024
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