Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

Ending up on a pike

When you get a hard-on.

Guy: I was scared of ending up on a pike in the showers this morning, no homo though
Some other guy: cool bro

by Palmen July 17, 2021

ass Pike

To annoy somebody beyond the point of being a pain in the ass

My niece rene it's being more annoying today than usual she's Beyond being a pain in my ass she is an ass Pike

by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024

Piked

We’re You catch a std after sex and end up burned

Holy shit I just got piked

by The emergency room May 21, 2019

Pike's Beard

of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.

Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!

by JerBearforJay December 17, 2021

piked

When Supreme Lord Commander Robert C. Pike decides that your plebian philosophy is not good enough for his l33t, high-IQ-only programming language, and thrusts a long pike through your brain

Dude, I forgot to check that err is nil - I just got piked

"You want generics? Get piked you mortal!" - Gophers

by bachmanity August 7, 2019

pike lizard

a sleezy women along the pike that only steve would pick up

prostitude

steves women

pike lizard

by woffman June 27, 2010