Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 07, 2009
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Jason Piking

when you think someone is telling a joke
nah are you Jason Piking right now
by Bumbaroad December 19, 2019
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pike lizard

a sleezy women along the pike that only steve would pick up
by woffman June 23, 2010
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pike potato

A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.
After banging Stephanie last night, I inhaled my pike potato in preparation for round two.
by The Scranton Strangler September 10, 2017
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Tibbeton Turn pike

When someone is having intercorse with a walrus and decides to pike it in the ass and turn side to side with its tail and teeth as leverage.
by Dylfansison September 03, 2018
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pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.
Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!
by Have a go then April 08, 2022
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ass Pike

To annoy a person beyond the point of being a pain in the ass
My niece rene is being more of a pain in my ass than usual she is an ass Pike
by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024
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