Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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Make it super simple to operate, these guys have PhDs. You know, "push here dummy."
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Dave: Hey mogus i got a PhD
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of course i have phd! pimp and hoes degree :)
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I Have A PHD
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It sometimes stands for "Pay to Have a Doctorate."
He doesn't have a PhD, but a PHD.
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Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a PHD: a Pretty Huge Dick
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