mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 02, 2023

Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App

“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”

by JonE28 July 15, 2021

snot paranoia

A state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. The rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.

*dives in pool, resurfaces* "did yall see that?! " "no...aw gross man wipe your nose......sick!!" what!?! Oh #$%& !! .....man now I'm gonna have snot paranoia

by YnoT June 27, 2012

Track Paranoia

A person whose afraid if random people in the internet knows where he/she lives.

Shhhhh dont say where he lives he has track paranoia

by LTDZ November 27, 2017

google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag March 18, 2018

gyat paranoia

When you have a big booty and you think every inaudible whisper is someone talking about it

"I could've sworn they were talking about my ass. Maybe I just have gyat paranoia."

by lavajellybeans October 31, 2023

Highway Paranoia

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.

Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.

by killersbytrade March 30, 2009