“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”
by JonE28 July 15, 2021
Get the Ping Paranoiamug. by artag May 12, 2018
Get the google-paranoiamug. A state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. The rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.
*dives in pool, resurfaces* "did yall see that?! " "no...aw gross man wipe your nose......sick!!" what!?! Oh #$%& !! .....man now I'm gonna have snot paranoia
by YnoT June 29, 2012
Get the snot paranoiamug. Always thinking that Nicki Minaj is dissin or subbing you, usually after she declines to be a feature on your song, or you fail to take her spot.
by Anonymous112581 October 15, 2022
Get the Nicki Paranoia Syndromemug. When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.
The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.
by twofish22 March 30, 2015
Get the Midwest Paranoiamug. by Shay Porter December 5, 2013
Get the Lice Paranoiamug. A darkside now known as a light side named Virgil Sanders or Anxiety before he revealed his name to the other sides.
Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Logan: you’re just para-
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.
I have to say paranoia
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.
I have to say paranoia
by Xena/Xenon May 17, 2021
Get the Paranoiamug.