Oxford NY

Oxford is a terrible place to live unless you're on drugs. there is a drug house on every block. everyone is either on drugs or a theater kid.

person 1: are you on drugs?

person 2: no just a theater kid in Oxford Ny

by iloveboks October 28, 2023

oxford study

a study the University of Oxford did where they found the majority of Asian women prefer white men (usually mid-white men in the context of TikTok).

*tiktok of a white man asian girl couple*

comments: Oxford Study

by ricochezz February 4, 2024

Oxford area high school

Oxford area high school is a shitty place to learn and make friends, everyone in that school are dumbasf and the staff is complete ass, fuck oxford fuck wendle.

Oxford area high school is complete bullshit

by lyvia.michele August 3, 2022

Oxford International College

This aint got shit to do with Oxford uni, dont get scammed. Ain't the best performing college, it's just the no.1 in 2019 for boarding schools.

Pig Farm.
they wanna make you shine(BOLD EGGIE)

A student in Oxford International College once said, if you wanna have a life, don't come here.

by 英俊潇洒令狐冲 April 23, 2024

Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

Oxford Trifecta

When you're arrested in uptown Oxford, OH and you're charged with the classic pairing of
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.

"Did you hear Chad got in a fight at Brick last night?"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"

by firechuckmartin February 1, 2019

Lower Oxford

A nickname for Lake Orion, used by their northerly neighbor's in Oxford.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go somewhere to eat?"

Person 2: "Sure, but definitely not Lower Oxford."

by DesignedDino July 28, 2023