The ugliest man ever. Is fat, his toes smell like mushy burnt slime. Comitted 9/11, gave kids 2,000 heart attacks in one day. He also eats raw eggs for breakfast and he licks snow off the ground. Looks like an honest orangutan that got covered in brown slime, chocolate, and poop.

The trasher:i wish osama bin laden will run for president!!!
Real men:hahaha you got pooped on by bird 😂😂😂😂😂

Osama Bin Laden by AMERICA_ROBLOX October 27, 2023

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Osama Bin Laden is dead

Phrase commemorating the "removal" of terrorist leader of Al-Qaida Osama Bin Laden, by US forces on May 1st, 2011.

New Yorker: Justice's a bitch
New Englander: WICKED. Osama's dead
New Jersey Dude: **** yea. I would not be caught dead fistpumping!
Southerner: yeaaa niggas dead
SoCal Resident: yeaaa son. Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Christians worldwide: Thanks be to God!
Real Muslims worlwide: Allahu Akbar!
Extremist Muslims who favor terrorism: Shit...
Bush: I was right.

Osama Bin Laden is dead by jouschwabalos May 25, 2011

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Osama Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.

Bartender: What would you like?

Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...

Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?

Guy: What's that?

Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.

Osama Bin Laden Cocktail by ring-tailed roarer November 22, 2011

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