The One

Someone who is part of you even when you aren't together.

1- oh WE would just love to have that potted plant for our front room.
(we? we who?)
Me and my bf/gf
(your bf/gf isn't here right now)
He/she is a part of me. he's the one.

by angeldancer44 January 5, 2010

On One

Mass consumption of alcohol/drugs. Going past the point of no return and coming back only to return again.
You might have been one one if:
Its 9am and you are lying naked in bed next to a 300 lb. Miami, who you have never met before, with a peculiar taste in your mouth.
You wake up in the drunk tank and you have been told you’re being booked for defecting on top of car in a shopping center parking lot in broad day light.

Kid 1 "I have never seen that kid sober"
Kid 2 "He is ALWAYS on one"

by oneder April 30, 2005

the one

A mystical, quasi-religious figure, with powers formed by the collective belief that (s)he is The One.

"I'm not the One, sorry. I'm just an ordinary guy."

by Random Guy #fhqwhgads June 19, 2003

ones

beer. Origin: Homestar Runner. Often used after the word cold.

A One that is not Cold is hardly a One at all.

by c_thunder March 12, 2003

no one

who kyle waranis likes

Kyle who do you like?
NO ONE DAMNET!!!!

by cornhole March 26, 2004

one

Part of 1337 speak. Used by jackasses who want to show that they didn't forget to push the shift key but are using 1 instead of ! just to piss people off.

j00 SUXX0RS !!!!111oneone11one

by Nobody Important September 29, 2004

on one

Feeling way too good.

Just broke up with my girl and this alone time has me feelin' on one right now.

by Fresh Livin' May 6, 2015