Spotify Premium

how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet

"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"

by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023

genshin premium

Genshin premium is a code for someone that found love in the game Genshin Impact or play together with their significant other in Genshin Impact therefore when you see someone posting with their COOP teammate and captioning it "Genshin Premium" it means they are in a relationship inside Genshin

Wow she have Genshin Premium, must be nice.

by Fyii776 March 17, 2024

premium molé

The Premium Molé is a top-quality mixture of marijuana and tobacco of the highest caliber, each layered one atop the other in patient succession. Most enthusiasts recommend consuming the entire Preem in one go. Truly a gentleman's bowl, guaranteed to fuck your shit up. Chib

I only smoke Premium Molés, my friend; while I appreciate your offer of skunk weed, I must decline:

by Certainly Not A Harvard Grad August 30, 2016

Schneidy Premium

The best podcast available on Spotify where Schneidy talks about anything and everything. Schneidy premium is very entertaining and anyone with a brain or not (he doesn't discriminate) should listen.

Yo dude did you catch the new episode of Schneidy premium it was so funny.

by schneidyisGOATED March 22, 2022

premium kade

The most leveled up guy named Kade of alltime on premium social networks.

Look at me I’m premium Kade n shit. Tits yea

by illwave October 1, 2019

Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

by datagirl July 6, 2016

Spotify Premium

Spotify, but premium

You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.

Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.

Wanna listen to Spotify
Sure
Okay, I have Spotify Premium

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023