when a very lonely girl freezes a water bottle solid and cuts the ice cube out. then, using the cube as a dildoshe begins to masturbate with it. as she gets into it, her vaginal juices freeze and the ice dildo is frozen in her snatch, resulting in either a hot shower or in worst cases a very embarrassing trip to the doctor.
person a: Dude! u hear about the girl that gave herself a Canadian freeze!?
person b: ya!! i hear she was doing it on camera to send to her boyfriend!
Person b: damn, if i was the guy id get the hell out of that crazies life
person b: ya!! i hear she was doing it on camera to send to her boyfriend!
Person b: damn, if i was the guy id get the hell out of that crazies life
by rufcamat February 18, 2010
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Guy - ''I heard the Freeze Pop originated from Alaskan Eskimos who used to gather together in their igloos, and jerk one another off with lube produced from snowflakes and whale tears.''
Guy #2 - OK.. i was actually just asking how your weekend went..but good to know, i guess.
Guy #2 - OK.. i was actually just asking how your weekend went..but good to know, i guess.
by VocalWallflower August 18, 2009
Get the Freeze Pop mug.Doing/seeing/hearing something so horrible or regretful that makes your heart numb and feeling no emotion in your soul.
Friend:Hey!Guess what?
Me:What?
Friend:I saw Vanessa.
Me:Which one?
Friend:8th grade Vanessa
Me:Oh yeah,what about her?
Friend:Saw her at the mall
Me:So?
Friend:She asked if you had all honors classes,and I told her no you didn't,she also said that she was VERY disappointed in you and she thought that you were smarter than her.
Me:After all the info you just told me...I think I just had a heart freeze.....
Me:What?
Friend:I saw Vanessa.
Me:Which one?
Friend:8th grade Vanessa
Me:Oh yeah,what about her?
Friend:Saw her at the mall
Me:So?
Friend:She asked if you had all honors classes,and I told her no you didn't,she also said that she was VERY disappointed in you and she thought that you were smarter than her.
Me:After all the info you just told me...I think I just had a heart freeze.....
by marstar94 March 1, 2008
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