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Utah Neighborhood Barbecue

Deriving it's name from "Spitroasting," the Utah Barbecue is a similar sex act, where a woman is placed doggy style and is penetrated both orally and vaginally, by two men. The difference being that another woman lays on top of the first, facing the opposite direction, allowing the men to switch between oral and vaginal sex at their own discretion.

By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.

Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.

Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood
Guy 1, who doesn't know the definition: Hey dude, me, my wife, and the neighbors had a good ol' fashion Utah Neighborhood Barbecue last night
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway
by Alchemist657 March 5, 2022
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Naked Barbecue

The host of such shows as Escape to the Legion, Man vs. Wild, and Worst Case Scenario.
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Naked Barbecue
by Drinker of Piss October 17, 2012
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Texas barbecue

Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.

Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors

Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020
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barbecue day yay

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banana and barbecue sauce

Old man: Want banana and barbecue sauce?
Older man: Yes
by I like barbecue sauce May 22, 2023
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barbecue nugget

Verb : The act of throwing a half eaten chicken nugget with barbecue sauce all of over it through the fast food window. Usually occurs when you put in multiple orders for one car, and one order comes before the others.
What in the hell is taking her so long?

I'm gonna barbecue nugget this Bitch.

DRIVE Tommy DRIVE!!!
by ZachariahJebediah April 24, 2011
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barbecuing

To grill a person(s) on specific details pertaining to their interests or hobbies. If said person does not know the answer to even one question, then they cannot truly be interested in said hobbies.
Woman: I was reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire the other night...
Man: Oh really, you read Harry Potter? Well, what did Dumbledore say to Harry in Ch. 17? And what was the chapter name?
Woman: He asked Harry calmly if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire, and the Chapter title is The Four Champions.
Man: Ha! You're not a real fan if you didn't say the page and line number!
Woman: Fuck you Dave! Barbecuing is only fun when you bring meat. Clearly, I'm the only one here with any meat to speak of. Yeah that's right, your dick is nonexistent, as well as this scenario. Harry Potter is a really popular character nowadays, but I guess this situation could be altered for other forms of interests and hobbies.
by afaceinspace October 23, 2020
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