and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh

Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.

Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh

by Getwhatyouneed69 January 20, 2022

crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

by Sidestep ni99er May 04, 2017

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked into the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 09, 2019

slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked in the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 09, 2019

draggin my nuts

the act of telling someone they'll be there at one time and constantly saying (blank) more minutes as to keep you waiting for no reason usually applies to drug dealers when there supposed to be delivering your shit

yo this nigga said hed be here at 5 and its 6 and now hes saying 15 more minutes nigga better stop draggin my nuts mannnn bout to go cop from someone else

by VV_VV December 01, 2023