person: Im going to kill you and your family
wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them
wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them
by TRUE_FACTS444 March 04, 2022
the sentence of wisdom :D
dream vs techno hoo wen wenr get 1000 pounds from the human atm
by wowwow yt November 17, 2021
by notnataliedefnother February 17, 2021
Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?
John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
by aces-up111 July 03, 2010
by THE TRUTH MF April 13, 2021
When referring to your penis.
I told that bitch, imma pull out the Rodriguez 1000, it’s been known for catching land fish, freshwater fish and fish of the sea.
by RNKMXN May 23, 2023
by This acc is for spammm November 02, 2020