No, nah
by cannon chris March 31, 2009

The universal response around the world when a person has spent their money, time and or energy on some straight up bullshit. Not handlin
You: (super excited) hey guess what I got for our girls weekend?
Me:( grinning ear to ear) what bitch??
You: a whole zip of trees and I only paid 25 bucks for it,
Me: lemme see.
( After looking, smelling, and smoking it along with vomiting myself into an asthma attack.)
Me: bitch you almost killed me with that nope ass shit. Wtf, you got played.
Me:( grinning ear to ear) what bitch??
You: a whole zip of trees and I only paid 25 bucks for it,
Me: lemme see.
( After looking, smelling, and smoking it along with vomiting myself into an asthma attack.)
Me: bitch you almost killed me with that nope ass shit. Wtf, you got played.
by QueenyOmygodess July 9, 2024

I thought I was getting a good deal on that cannibis sativa, but NOPE- it turned out to be rabbit poop!
If it's not good dope it's NOPE.
If it's not good dope it's NOPE.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 19, 2022

Man 1: Dude if you want these fiends to stop hanging on the bell, serve them the finest of nope .
Man2: Nope, not dope. Dude, I doubt these heads would know the difference.
Man2: Nope, not dope. Dude, I doubt these heads would know the difference.
by LiTtLe TwInK October 23, 2019

Ademottomotto: Hey Miguelitto! Do you want to play with my yoyo?
Miguelitto: NOPE SANDWICH YOU CRAZY PHYCO!!
Miguelitto: NOPE SANDWICH YOU CRAZY PHYCO!!
by TurtleNugget912 January 30, 2020

by Stella-Luna Winggrad November 3, 2022

Stands for "net option pricing effect". NOPE is a stock trading theoretical model that estimates the performance of a stock's price using historical pricing data and deep learning. It is a popular tool used for earnings season as it is very accurate in picking the wrong direction of a stock's price movement after the company releases their earnings report.
Girl: "INTC NOPE pre-earnings estimate: Right now preliminary bullish (+3.45 sigma) but let's see!"
Boy: "Time to NOPE this and load the boat with puts!"
Boy: "Time to NOPE this and load the boat with puts!"
by buttercoconutbiscuit October 27, 2020
