Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 09, 2015

The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 08, 2022

go kys and noone loves you

a sentence used for discord moderators

discord mod : hello my e-kitten

you : go kys and noone loves you

by February 05, 2024

noon

12:00 (o' clock).

Noon.

by ÇÑÝÇÑÝÇÑÝ June 25, 2025

noon

A knife spoon. At one end there is a knife, and at the other, there is a spoon.

Give me your money! *reveals noon* I'll noon you up.

by Thomas Huntley May 20, 2023

Noon

Calling someone a noon is an insult. A noon is typically someone who causes annoyance, whether intentionally or not, and is often used to describe small, puny individuals. However, the term can also be applied to someone who is annoyingly good or an expert at something that, in the grand scheme of things, holds little real value.

‘That guy over there can solve a rubix cube, what a little noon’

by KingNoon June 22, 2025

Noons

Noons is a word CREATED BY FYODORFEETS on discord. Noons is the name of her fanbase.

I am a noons!

by Fyodorfeets August 10, 2022