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noon tape

a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful
what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’
by chickenfiddles August 2, 2021
mugGet the noon tapemug.

noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon
my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper
by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007
mugGet the noon nappermug.

noon

Noon.
by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025
mugGet the noonmug.

noon

1- 12:00 PM.
2- The middle of the daytime.
3- The middle of the day (period of 24 hours).
Noon.
by Kytyryny November 1, 2025
mugGet the noonmug.

noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
mugGet the noon shinemug.

noone

Noone will ever know why Troy is such a dipshit
by pogyoshi March 9, 2021
mugGet the noonemug.

Late before-noon

11am-11:59am
it's Late before-noon
by Janek2007 February 6, 2019
mugGet the Late before-noonmug.

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