Calling someone a noon is an insult. A noon is typically someone who causes annoyance, whether intentionally or not, and is often used to describe small, puny individuals. However, the term can also be applied to someone who is annoyingly good or an expert at something that, in the grand scheme of things, holds little real value.
by KingNoon June 22, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)
the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.
This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!
These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!
These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 7, 2022

by pogyoshi March 9, 2021
