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Noon

Calling someone a noon is an insult. A noon is typically someone who causes annoyance, whether intentionally or not, and is often used to describe small, puny individuals. However, the term can also be applied to someone who is annoyingly good or an expert at something that, in the grand scheme of things, holds little real value.
That guy over there can solve a rubix cube, what a little noon’
by KingNoon June 22, 2025
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noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon
my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper
by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007
mugGet the noon nappermug.

noon

Noon.
by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025
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Late before-noon

11am-11:59am
it's Late before-noon
by Janek2007 February 6, 2019
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noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
mugGet the noon shinemug.

noone

Noone will ever know why Troy is such a dipshit
by pogyoshi March 9, 2021
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