no worries if not

Addendum to a totally reasonable request used by overthinkers to make absolutely sure they're not inconveniencing anyone ever. Makes your soul die a little bit every time you use it.

"Hey, hope I'm not bothering you, I was just wondering if I could still come to that party that you personally invited me to just two days ago, maybe that was just a drunk thing or something haha, just making sure, no worries if not."
"Uh sure dude."

by BigWetDaddyBurger December 13, 2023

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Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.

PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time

by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020

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Wine worried

Worrying about anything after having any amount of wine.

Maybe I’m just wine worried about my relationship.

by Bird_0125 July 16, 2018

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What, me worry?

What, me worry? Do I panic? Am I frantic? Unsure? Having a go?
Of course people say they not worried, but that they must worry about other things.
Roller coasters can be fun but hurt when not wanted.

Person 1: So did you read what happened in the news today?
Person 2: What, me worry?

by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023

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YOUR WORRYING

The automatic come back to anybody asking any question any time of day.. this can be fallowed by the appropriate sentence, WHY ARE YOU WORRYING, and also, "Its so cute when you worry" which is said at a baby like cute like voice. and the first 2 are said at a lower level of a question of cuteness

What the hell are you doing?
YOUR WORRYING
seriously what are you doing?
Why are you worrying?
shut up
Ahhhh..its so cute when you worry!

by KrazyPyro771 April 26, 2007

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