Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum

Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?

by Tominator February 4, 2023

Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.

Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!

by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013

Nards

A word that you say as a reaction to an accidental event that occurs

“Oh nards I dropped my nuggets!”

by grimmy4life June 19, 2022

Nards

A word used to describe an upset feeling

Aw nards I missed that one

by Pillow talk February 27, 2017

Nard Lord

A lord whose presence spawns nards on top of a three-dimensional plane with Walterius white's and Sawyer Skibidi's.

I am an acquitted Nard Lord whose godly presence can spawn only what dreams could hold; the wildest of dreams Taylors Version®

by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024

awe nards

What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.

aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!

by Mother lord September 30, 2017

Snap a Nard

Lose your mind.

She 's gonna snap a nard if she sees him kissing that other girl.

by B1711 June 7, 2018