Kooch Machine

A machine that is shaped like a vagina/pussy that you can insert your penis in.
Male 1: Hey bro did you get the kooch machine?
Male 2: Yea bruh got me real hard
by Grundle Gargle April 18, 2016
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wank-machine

1.(noun) Referring to a person, usually a male, who masturbates obssessively multiple times daily.

2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
1. Man, Clive is a wank-machine of note. He spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.

2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
by Jeby March 07, 2006
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Good Machine

A female of the hot and/or hot bodied variety

see also Rusty Machine.
by Caz_B February 04, 2008
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Suck Machine

Yo that bitch Audrey's a real Suck Machine.
by alexcox September 26, 2016
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(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.
"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"
by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010
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Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.
"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."
by Brian November 03, 2004
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machine head

1. One of several flattened pegs found at the top end of a stringed instrument, which when manually turned with the hand, adjusts the pitch of the corresponding string :: TUNING PEG

2. (Warner Bros, 1972) Title of an album by heavy metal pioneering band Deep Purple, featuring the band's all-time biggest hit "Smoke On The Water"

3. (1992 - ) Heavy metal band from San Francisco, very influential on harsher, more aggressive-sounding metal bands that would arise later in the decade. See www.machinehead1.com for more information
One day, Robert Flynn of Machine Head was jamming along with Deep Purple's "Machine Head" album, but the low "E" string on his guitar was out of tune, so he had to turn the string's machine head.
by Bill M. July 27, 2004
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