The holy grail of all things that are cheesy, crunchy, that will surely lead to premature mouth orgasm. Made with shredded chicken and cheese-this dish will solve all of your problems as long as you have a microwave and an outlet.
Scott was super depressed with life until Ashley came in and showed him that a plate of chicken nachos is more effective than Zoloft.
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Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.
Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"
David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
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by ErikZona February 1, 2020
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Alejandro craved Mexican food after his fourth blunt but there was nothing available, so he prepared redneck nachos with leftovers. Adapt, improvise, overcome!
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