Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

It's a Final Fantasy for little kids.

Easy, but okay.

I beat Final Fantasy Mystic Quest in one day, and I never died.

by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2004

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

the mystical vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.

When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex

by Digger D Clam August 10, 2022

The Mystic Maestro

The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.

Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online

MHX: oh shit you're right

by Chrantom September 17, 2020

mystic lamb

a tall man with a hitler who hits on under age girls. His weaknesses are long nails and girls from parsippany

He’s got a Parsippany girl? He’s a mystic lamb

by buthead February 15, 2021

Freedom of Mysticism

Freedom of Mysticism is a principle, derived from from Freedom of Supernaturality, where everyone has the right to be mystical, support mysticism and advocate mystical principles, beliefs and practices, such as do not be mystical and do not support mysticism. Freedom of mysticism is considered as a subtopic of freedom of supernaturality that's a subtopic of freedom of religion.

"Freedom of Mysticism is really necessary nowadays, such as freedom of supernaturality, it is necessary in order to supernaturality and mysticism be well accepted nowadays such as religion actually is, and it might be really useful in the future as well."

by Full Monteirism March 27, 2021

Mystical Peacock

A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.

“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021