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National Moaning Day

Its on april 19th moan as loud as you can in school or at work and vs ur friends to be the best moaner
Hey дpyг it’s national moaning day ! (moans softly)

дpyг(Moans a little louder)
John Wicks (moans loud)
дpyг (MOANS INTENSLY)
*breaks peoples ear drums by moaning*
by Big nibba on that beat May 27, 2018
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morning boner

when you get a boner in the morning, and you dont know why, its just standing tall and strong!
by tittyT December 1, 2002
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Power Morning Fart

The extremely powerful and loud fart one generates after waking up in the morning. It can happen either in bed, or while taking the morning pee. When it happens its extremely satisfying and personally amusing and is usually followed with a "WHOA!". Normally there is no smell, only hang time. When done in while taking a shit you can see the toilet water part or ripple.
Dude Matt, I ripped a power morning fart so powerful that it blew out my house windows and made the cat shit it's pants!
by Berrett February 25, 2008
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Morning Mouth

When waking up in the morning and your mouth is completely dry and smells bad
ex.1 DAMN! Carlos you have some morning mouth .
ex.2 Man i woke up with morning mouth i really needa brush my teeth.
by ELEAZAR! and carlos December 27, 2008
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Manning moment

When all odds are against you but you somehow succeed
“I had a Manning moment on the statistics test and somehow got 100 on it!”
by Dayron Arias October 30, 2020
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Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.
Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
by TaAj88 October 31, 2011
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Johnny Morning

The "Morning" for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. The afternoon for everyone else.

Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"

and

Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"
by Vagos June 19, 2013
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