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mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.
changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.
by stevethebus October 22, 2011
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Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.
Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.
by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018
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Mongo

That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.
by Joe_Balls July 22, 2021
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Mongo

A misunderstood person who is afraid of hurting other peoples feelings
I’m a mongo
by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022
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Mongo

Used as a nickname to describe someone with brute strength.
Tildon's nickname is Mongo. Because he can hoist an engine out with his bare hands.
by MongoWife November 8, 2021
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Mongo Cock

That boy mongo has a chode
No one wants that mongo cock
by gogoinflight.bbl June 1, 2024
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