Mongo

1. An act in which a man (typically a hapless redneck) will eat a cream stuffed hooker’s pussy after she finishes a 12 hour shift in the massage parlor.

I can’t wait to Mongo that gob filled beast after her shift!

by Vice Keiser Blair November 21, 2020

Koso mongo

When ones selling a air Conditioning unit out of a Vauxhall Vectra and is pretty dumb

Russ stop been a massive koso mongo

by Joeyboy365 May 14, 2021

Mongo

Mongo is a rare name you call people if they don't do things right.

Boy: Hey did you clean my ps5?

Mongo: Yes it needs 10 more minutes in the dishwasher.

by Mimbo Jimbo November 14, 2021

Mongo

A Nicer way of telling someone he is funny but a total Dumbass in German

"He is such a Mongo// Er ist so ein mongo!"

by Leonie1M June 18, 2022

Mongo

A large retard

That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.

by Joe_Balls July 22, 2021

Mongo

A giant shit, usually filled with corn

I went into the bathroom, and in the urinal sat a mongo in all its glory

by BigFartNoWhammy March 30, 2024

Mongo Booty

Massive Booty (double cheeked up)

Damn bro… she got a mongo booty

by Bigbunz88 February 22, 2023