Mongo Booty

Massive Booty (double cheeked up)

Damn bro… she got a mongo booty

by Bigbunz88 February 22, 2023

Mongo

someone who is a straight dumb and is addicted to one thing. like fruit loops.

person 1: jessie is addicted to sauce he is a real mongo.
person 2: ya he is a mega mongo

by WigWamp Master October 9, 2022

Mongos

Jenna’s imaginary tits

Jenna’s mongos looked good in that dress today.

Jenna’s mongos have me weak.

by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018

Pulled a Mongo

When you have an event or gathering to attend, but leave upon the slightest frustration of not finding parking.

Jake was supposed to meet us out at Summerfest, but he pulled a Mongo

by bighooper69 July 3, 2025

Mongo

A giant shit, usually filled with corn

I went into the bathroom, and in the urinal sat a mongo in all its glory

by BigFartNoWhammy March 30, 2024

Mongo

A Nicer way of telling someone he is funny but a total Dumbass in German

"He is such a Mongo// Er ist so ein mongo!"

by Leonie1M June 18, 2022