A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.
A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"
Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
by shcoome March 2, 2010
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Making a fair quality sculpture of a person, animal or both... then removing the limbs, burning away the features and making it generally unrecognisable.
Such oddities are adored by the PoMo (post-modern) elites and thier hangers on.
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Making a fair quality sculpture of a person, animal or both... then removing the limbs, burning away the features and making it generally unrecognisable.
Such oddities are adored by the PoMo (post-modern) elites and thier hangers on.
At an art gallery showcasing some modern art
Ordinary person: What the.....
Pomo sycophant: You unculteréd and unciviliséd méss; It's modern art. Geat with it!!
Ordinary person: It's a carrot with a fucking flag on it. How is that art?
Ordinary person: What the.....
Pomo sycophant: You unculteréd and unciviliséd méss; It's modern art. Geat with it!!
Ordinary person: It's a carrot with a fucking flag on it. How is that art?
by Gumba Gumba November 7, 2004
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a sitcom on abc which is absolutely hilarious. it's about 3 families, all somehow linked -- and their modern situations. one family is this rich, old guy who has a hot colombian wife who has a chubby son. the rich old guy has 2 kids, a daughter who is a mother with a family (family number two) and a gay son with a partner and adopted chinese daughter (family number three)
this show is brilliant.
this show is brilliant.
by maanster June 14, 2010
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Jeff: Bit of polish sir?
forum user: Er, no thanks.
Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.
forum user: And?
Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.
forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!
Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.
forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.
Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.
forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.
Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.
Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.
forum user: Er, no thanks.
Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.
forum user: And?
Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.
forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!
Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.
forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.
Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.
forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.
Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.
Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.
by Snake breeder December 21, 2010
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2. A person who actually thinks for themselves instead of automatically adhering to all beliefs of a bipartisan system.
3. Someone who views political issues objectively and in a open-minded manner.
4. Someone who is actually willing to listen to another person's viewpoint without completely bashing their ideas.
2. A person who actually thinks for themselves instead of automatically adhering to all beliefs of a bipartisan system.
3. Someone who views political issues objectively and in a open-minded manner.
4. Someone who is actually willing to listen to another person's viewpoint without completely bashing their ideas.
by booshmaster May 10, 2003
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11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
*next week*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
*next week*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
by Harruxx ftw :) September 8, 2010
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Prime targets for locker-shovings and wedgies when in grade school, high school and college.
Take out their pent up rage by having a small amount of authority to delete children's messages on an internet forum. They have spent almost their entire lives on GameFAQs and have submitted applications to become moderators for years just to have this small feeling of power.
Mostly late 20-something year olds or 30-something year olds who control the flow of information on a website designed for children. Still watch anime and live in their mom's basement.
Basically these are Toys R Us kids who never grew up. Pathetic excuses for human beings and social rejects. Failures at real life who get a catharsis through being online dictators. Follow no rules other than the ones they make up on the spot for banning you. Official Site Rules are basically just put up as a joke and are not even worth reading.
Virgins for life or have some sort of ugly ass companion who they have painfully awkward sex with once in a while.
Wastes of oxygen.
Prime targets for locker-shovings and wedgies when in grade school, high school and college.
Take out their pent up rage by having a small amount of authority to delete children's messages on an internet forum. They have spent almost their entire lives on GameFAQs and have submitted applications to become moderators for years just to have this small feeling of power.
Mostly late 20-something year olds or 30-something year olds who control the flow of information on a website designed for children. Still watch anime and live in their mom's basement.
Basically these are Toys R Us kids who never grew up. Pathetic excuses for human beings and social rejects. Failures at real life who get a catharsis through being online dictators. Follow no rules other than the ones they make up on the spot for banning you. Official Site Rules are basically just put up as a joke and are not even worth reading.
Virgins for life or have some sort of ugly ass companion who they have painfully awkward sex with once in a while.
Wastes of oxygen.
The GameFAQs moderator went and banned some guy's account because he said he wasn't a fan of some stupid anime show that he liked.
by LolGameFAQs August 21, 2011
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