When a woman gets old, and can't get wet anymore, her vaginal discharge turns into a misty dust, like the consistancy of astronaught icecream. Powdery and chunky.
"Yo man I tried to fuck that kooger from the club last night, but her vagina let out some nasty misty icecream. "
"Oh man, that's not good."
"Oh man, that's not good."
by bulletproofxx January 6, 2012
What happens to your eyes when A Brad
cums on your forehead and some of the seman drips down your eyebrow and gets in your eye.
cums on your forehead and some of the seman drips down your eyebrow and gets in your eye.
by Flamenheart June 26, 2004
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(Noun) Current or former female companion who torments her partner obsessively in a desperate attempt to hold on to a relationship which has slipped, or is slipping away. Derivation: 1971 motion picture starring Clint Eastwood, "Play Misty for Me."
by MorrisTimeAndDay October 24, 2008
missti-eyed
That chick you thought was such an angel . Lil Miss Congenality
Till you catch her with your man.
A person who isn't what they seem. A blood sucker flea.
A conjured spell of a demon in the flesh.
That chick you thought was such an angel . Lil Miss Congenality
Till you catch her with your man.
A person who isn't what they seem. A blood sucker flea.
A conjured spell of a demon in the flesh.
by LeiairaRaine June 21, 2020
A sexual act, when a male reaches orgasm, he grabs the partners hair, shoves there head back to look in his face, then proceeds to cum very hard, up their nose, often with thrusting.
The cum then travels through the partners sinuses, eventually reaching below the eyes.
This dries out over the next hour, and when the partner moves their eyes, the salt makes their eyes all crispy.
When the partner starts crying, the tears come out looking like cum all over again.
The cum then travels through the partners sinuses, eventually reaching below the eyes.
This dries out over the next hour, and when the partner moves their eyes, the salt makes their eyes all crispy.
When the partner starts crying, the tears come out looking like cum all over again.
1: "Dude I totally misty-eyed that chick last night, her tears looked like off-milk!!" "No way! I thought she looked mistied this morning..."
by Jon0 September 14, 2008
When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.
Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.
Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.
Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.
by Brisk222 July 13, 2009