Ideology Missionary

Woke people that are pushing their agendas onto minorities thinking they are helping people.

Really they are marginalizing and oppressing minorities further by constantly telling them the world is out to get them and they should be fearful of systemic issues.

Subsequently when the minorities desperately need to trust authorities and the health system they are fearful and end up loosing out.

Example: Saying for years the health system has systemic racism and minorities shouldn't trust it, then wondering why the minorities won't get vaccinated against Covid. Or even worse reinforcing the fears by saying minorities are right to be skeptical when the Ideology Missionary themselves are vacinnated.

Gosh even calling people minorities is oppresive in it's self and indicates a group is unable to achieve anything without their Ideology Missionary saviors.

by No Clue Kiwi October 07, 2021

missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her

I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito

by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 01, 2017

three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee April 27, 2018

Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 02, 2019

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 19, 2023

Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 19, 2020

Missionary BBQ

A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.

Aka saucey group tackle.

Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.

by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022