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missionary

It's a sex style that is mainly used for first timer it's the type you see on a movie, Its when the girl lay's on her back and the boy comes on top of her in put it in her
Harmony: So what happened you and Kemon Last night
Sincere: What?! oh nothing happened
Harmony: I know that face. Did you and kemon lose it?
Sincere: Uh, Yeah, it was both our first time so we did missionary style
Harmony: oh it was his first time? you couldn't tell, was it good
Sincere: it was pretty good
Kemon: Hey, bae what yall talkin about
by Da_real_5starr_bitch February 2, 2024
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Moroccan Missionary

A special type of Missionary position where the intercourse takes place underneath an ironing table usually after a big meal or feast-like event.
After Juan-Pablo and Melissa finished their Thanksgiving turkey, they celebrated the holiday with some Moroccan Missionary.
by Dakopi March 16, 2021
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Missionary

I love missionary step bro. Porhub.com.
by anonymous May 12, 2023
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dark missionary

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.
by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021
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standing missionary

Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.
by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 23, 2021
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A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023
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