Minecraft

A game only real humans play

Real Person: Let's play minecraft!
Dumb Fuck: No, I'd rather play fortnite!

by Jhonnykleb July 19, 2020

minecraft

a game where you build shit

#1 hey Anthony you wanna go to a

#2 get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft

by hobbs12471 November 4, 2017

minecraft

the game where kids get to rot their minds, build bloody nonsense, and fight with punky lil swords.

dang, my online classes aint workin', lemme play minecraft

by bxch September 2, 2020

minecraft

the most addicting thing in the universe

minecraft is why i'm not bored when i'm at home

by Not Aaron Krause January 23, 2014

Minecraft

A game for people who haven't gone through puberty yet. It saps away at your conscience and you will never know the true world of gaming.

Person 1: Hey! Wanna play minecraft with me?
Person 2: Fak off! Imma play some CoD!

by Fak off m8 January 4, 2016

minecraft

A very fun sandbox fps game made by mojang involving building with blocks.

Minecraft

by widecool September 18, 2012

Minecraft

-A game that has been mostly taken over by 12 year olds that haven't hit puberty yet.

-An excuse that you use when your friends or parents ask what games you play.

Troll:"GET GRIEFED NOOB"
Kid:"OMFG U FAG THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD"

Parent: Watcha playin'?
Billy: "Minecraft, now stfu and leave me alone"
Parent: "You're adopted"

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 16, 2016