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Michelle Flaherty

The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.

She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".

Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
by Simplistic Seth July 11, 2012
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Michal

Michal usually known as a polish guy with a big cock. He know’s how to use his big and heavy gear. Once you get intimate with Michal your life will spin 180°
Girl 1: Omg! Can you see? Michal’s coming this way!

Girl 2: Oh yeah! He’s the one they call massive pyton!
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Michelada

Ingredients:

1 ice cold Mexican beer (dark is better)
coarse salt (for the rim)
1/4 cup fresh lime juice
1-2 dashes of hot chile sauce (such as Tabasco, Tapatio or Cholula)
1 dashes of soy sauce
1 dashes worchestshire sauce
beer mug or large glass (chilled if possible)
Ice
lime wedge for garnish

Burns going in and out.
Damn, he ordered a Michelada right up the ass when he bet me on that Vikings and Jets game.
by JeffMorgan October 14, 2010
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Michoacán

a major city in Mexico which is know to have pretty big towns and lots of festivities. most of California's Latino people come from Michoacán.
i will go to Churintzio,Michoacán.
by luis aguilar January 13, 2008
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Michal

An epic grandma-like lady.
by Bobchenko December 22, 2020
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michelobe ultra

Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.
"Let's get some michelobe ultra"

"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."
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micho

Contraction of "mi chorizo," meaning my sausage.

Latino slang for a penis.
Hey baby, have you tasted micho?
by SithSasquatch March 14, 2004
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