hachi machi

Expression of surprise or intense emotion taken from the 1990s animated series "The Critic."

"Hachi machi! That was the worst film ever!"

by Charles September 8, 2005

Michigan

First line of defense against the canadians.

The canadians were planning to attack, but their efforts were thwarted due to the wonderful defenses of Michigan.

by CanadianHater247 October 22, 2008

spanking machine

When it's your birthday in Mrs. Forester's gym class. Everyone in the class lines up behind each other with their feet spaced apart. The birthday person crawls between the legs while getting spanked by their classmates.

It's your birthday, you know what that means! It's time for the spanking machine.

by Conant Elementary School March 10, 2009

armada michigan

Small town in Michigan's thumb area where people ages 16 to 28 drive their 90s or 80s pick up truck with a 25" lift on it, also where people get amusement from painting on a rock

"There are so many trucks here, where are we?"
"I see that rock, we must be in Armada Michigan"

by Yalebulldogs5548 August 29, 2016

MachineGunner55

A famous YouTuber who deleted his account known for New Minecraft Videos, LPs, his missing Peacekeeper, and his sexy voice. Sometimes he would collab with his Grampa ShadowGunner. His fans hope, one day, that he will bring back his channel and continue his legacy.

"Hello everyone, MachineGunner55 here, welcome back to a new MineCraft video!"

by FR33N0 T33N0 June 30, 2016

Penis Ex Machina

From Deus Ex Machina, A Penis Ex Machina is when a sex scene is unnecessarily dropped into the plot of an otherwise decent film or story in order to boost the ratings.

Some sex scenes are vital to plot, but this describes only when they blatantly serve no relevant purpose to the story-telling.

Alternatively, it can be used to describe a twist in the plot of a pornographic film in order to bring about the vital sex scene. When a girl in the plot is constantly refusing sex, and then something triggers her suddenly to lust after the male protagonist, this is a Penis Ex Machina.

Person 1: "I heard the movie we're going to has a spicy sex scene!"

Person 2: "Is it part of the plot, or does it come about through Penis Ex Machina?"

by OzzyOswalt July 13, 2009

Michigan mudflap

While having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls freckling and flapping them like a mudflap

I was banging my girlfriend and she gave me a Michigan mudflap

by Johntanamo September 14, 2016