messin' with sasquatch

The series of Jack Link's beef jerky commercials featuring foolhardy groups of young adults toying with Sasquatch. Said toying almost always ends with the throwing/beating of a member of the group by Sasquatch.

Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents: Messin' with Sasquatch.

Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.

Feed your wild side.

by BobWeaver December 8, 2007

Away Message Author

A person who chooses to: 1.list several things they are going to be doing in the time following the setting of the away message to the time that that they return, 2.explain in unnecessary detail of the adventures that they are partaking in, or 3.someone who is leaving for a trip and decides to leave an extensive list of things they will be doing.

"My friend is such an 'away message author', he completely makes an elaborate story about what he's doing!"

Ex.1.- Hey, i'm not here, i'm going to wal-mart, then to the mall, then to the bathroom, then home, then.....
Ex.2.- i'm gone right now. i'm at the mall with friends. i'm going to go see a movie, pay $3.50 for a bag of popcorn, leave half of the bag uneaten, throw it away, enjoy the movie, leave, go drive to.....
Ex.3.- sorry, im not here, i'm in houston watching a baseball game. so i could be:
a. in a car
b. getting gas
c. eating candy
d. drinking soda
e. watching the game
f. driving home
g. .....

by Snoop Doggy Bryce September 12, 2008

messages

Scottish slang for shopping (refers originally to the written shopping list).

Och fur fuck's sake man! They Happy-Shoapper shoapin' bags are pure pish! Thin as shite! Noo airs aw Maurine's messages aw air the flair.

by Scoat March 1, 2008

Text messaging

1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.

Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*

by ProudGinger June 24, 2010

text message

the dumbest fucking thing ever created.
usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus
making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last
20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.
sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little
fucking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time

fuck the text message example theres no need,
look out side your window and you will see someone
texting thats your fucking example, its like aids all the fuck over with no cure.

by dontworryaboutit2012 August 28, 2012

subliminal messages

A series of advertisiments that flash so fast that your only your sub-conscious mind can pick it up. This method was used alot in the 1950's and 60's to get people to smoke. If it is used enough your actions can be effected by these messages. It has been baned by the US government.

John: I can't stop playing World of Warcraft

Patrick: I think it has subliminal messages in the game.

by bern316 August 26, 2009

lab productions message board

1. A message board offered through Lab Productions, that is overpopulated with self-important, pseudo-intellectuals; who, when not busy sniffing their own farts spend their time insulting members of another message board (see: Pro-Rock message board) that was once shut down because of their actions.

"Those guys over at lab productions message board sure love teh Goatse"

by Wise_Guise May 22, 2006