Meathead

The guy that purposely stands in the way in a bar or club waiting for someone to make eye contact or brush past him so he can start a fight.

A meathead will spend all his time lifting weights and generally being an arrogant prick whose goal primitively is based on intimidating other males who're often a lot smaller than them.

The mentality of a meathead is that having the capability to beat up the majority of normal sized males makes him better than everyone else and makes up for his poor intelligence.

A meathead will often make cruel/physical jokes to friends and acquaintances, meant to appear light hearted, but actually are just assertions of their power- which they'll follow by "i'm just pulling your leg" or "I was joking mate! Don't look so serious!".

Avoid these guys when they're out on the piss because they take the opportunity and pleasure to fight ANYONE. Can be identified by bulging muscles, tight tops and many girls under the age of twenty asking to buy them drinks.
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Someone using anabolic steroids doesn't necessarily make them a meathead, it's about mentality and ego-centricism rather than size and strength.

Friend 1: "Looks like another meathead is kicking off and spoiling everyones night again."

Friend 2: "Hopefully he's barred and we don't have to look a this dick week in week out."

by Max0491 March 2, 2011

meathawk

one who scavenges for dick; or an actual hawk that swoops in on unsuspecting meat

Ainsley Harrison is such a meathawk. I had to beat her back with a broom handle to keep her talons away from my junk.

by J Makhoul February 11, 2009

Ghetto Menthol

Chewing a piece of wintergreen gum while smoking a ciggie cause you're out of menthols.

American Spirits burn my throat yo. You at least got the gum for a ghetto menthol?

by gweasel January 30, 2009

menthol

Mint-flavored cigarretes.

"Why do black people like menthols so much?"

"Uh...I don't know-"

"-That's correct! Nobody knows....nobody knows..."

by Jghd erguiordf August 15, 2006

meathole

The gaping hole left in an orifice following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after intercourse occasioning dilation.
cf Chocolate Meathole

".. so after he'd cum all over her heaving bosom he set to work lapping up the juice dribbling from the freshly serviced and still gaping meathole left by his earlier debaucheries."

by violinclination January 18, 2009

Meathead

Typically a rather muscular person who walks around with their arms out to their side. Have no fear and love to start fights for no reason. Anthony or "Tony" is a typical meathead name. Shaved head and tattoos are characteristics of a meathead. Also known as a hardass. They carry around gallons of water acting to be some sort of muscle machine.

Meathead:"yo john, give me 20 bucks and ill knock this bitch ass out"

by Smurdax990 May 13, 2006

gaping meathole

Usually the outcome of anal intercourse. When a humongous penis is taken out of the anus, it results in an equally big, if not bigger, twitching asshole.

John fucked julie in her ass and turned it into a gaping meathole

by special k April 11, 2005