Aarav: Dude, I come from South-West Melbourne, India. it’s basically a code name for every Indian City. I also heard there’s a South-West Melbourne in Victoria, Australia too. That’s where I’ll be heading, haha!
by NobodySleeks27 October 12, 2025

A city where the weather is f*cked up. It would be so different today to what it was yesterday and what it will be tomorrow.
Guy 1- Bro Melbourne's weather has been so fucked recently
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!
by The Bont October 8, 2017

The worst cricket club to ever walk the planet. The definition of poverty and choking in 1 franchise. Can’t stay healthy and should be replaced
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by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019

One of four selective-entry high schools located in suburb of South Yarra, Melbourne, Australia. Caters to boys from Year 9 to 12. Known for having a rigorous selection exam, hundreds of students miss out on the opportunity to go to the school each year, thus creating a negative stigma and envy towards the students who do pass. The school is known for its academic excellence, being the top ranking school for Victorian Certificate of Education (High school diploma equivalent) results, and constantly outranking other schools in the state.
1: I go to Melbourne High School
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)
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