Melbourne Ashtray

A Melbourne ashtray is when you use the rim of someone’s anus to extinguish a cigarette.

I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Ryan Melbourne

A really hot guy with a really big penis! All the girls are drooling over him because of his stunning hot looks and beautiful big penis! hes a chill, cool man that everyone can be friends with. Ryan is the best person u will ever meet. hes so amazing and hot.

“I love Ryan Melbourne”

by fact_teller April 30, 2022

Melbourner

It refers to people who live in Melbourne, Australia

I am a Melbourner

by Melbourner May 04, 2017

Melbourners

It refers to people who live in Melbourne, Australia

We are Melbourners.

by Melbourner May 04, 2017

Melbourne Navigation

The action of a guy shouting out "Southside" while doing a "W" gang gesture with his left hand.

Ivan is streaming NWA and is enjoying it so much, so he Melbourne Navigations.

by DeAndre Fields April 04, 2018

Melbourne Eyebrow

The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.

Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.

by Zog 69 December 22, 2015

South Melbourne Dim Sim

When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.

Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...

"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"

by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 31, 2020