When all your energy/lifeblood gets ruthlessly sucked out during a meeting with colleagues who (a) excessively repeat themselves, (b) are long talkers or (c) interrupt and/or talk over you and others.
by Ceeliscious March 18, 2011
Get the Vampire Meeting mug.by bilaaaal January 11, 2014
Get the meeting point mug.A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.
The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.
by millibuilder April 13, 2010
Get the Topless meeting mug.A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.
Co-worker A: How was your meeting?
Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
by K-Trailer December 2, 2010
Get the green meeting mug.A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.
*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”
by Scrodom July 7, 2018
Get the Prayer Meeting mug."Beans Anonymous" . . . a weekly occurring gathering of disciples (see Eric2) to overcome their beans addiction. Ran by Chief Head Master Holy God Lord OverLord WarLord SupremeLord Doctor Professor PhD ABC 123 McNuggets. There is often music from bands such as Bean Day, Kasabean, Ocean Color Bean and Heinz Ferdinand. For snacks they eat bean flavored crisps, bean flavored peanuts, bean flavored crackers and beans.
by Probably . . . November 22, 2013
Get the Ba Meetings mug.A meeting that contains information that could have been put I n a memo or email and is therefore a giant waste of time. Made famous by tech entrepreneur Elon Musk, who famously hates time-wasting meetings.
Example: Rachel “Are we really having another meeting about delivering services via Zoom.”
Eli “Yes, just another Musk meeting. Why can’t they just put it in an email and save us an hour?”
Eli “Yes, just another Musk meeting. Why can’t they just put it in an email and save us an hour?”
by Captain2020N May 2, 2020
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