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mechanical diarrhea

A mess of old mechanical items and parts from various machines like automobiles, computers, appliances, and other things found in junkyards.
by Doctor WTF October 7, 2021
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sea mechanic

Sea mechanic is the relationship between Luna and Raven from the tv show "the 100". Luna and Raven never had a romantic scene on the show but there are people who ship them.
"Do you ship sea mechanic?"
"Yes! They are really cute together and I think they would be a great couple!"
by lldb8 July 27, 2017
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Mechanical Pencil

When wood pencils just aren’t enough. These became popular roughly in the 2nd grade, kids would screech over these. A long thin piece of graphite, commonly found in the 0.3 to 0.9mm range. Finding one of these on the floor, especially when there is a lot of led inside of it is a status symbol of clout and wealth within the school walls. Kids will also cry when they loose one. Consider it your lucky day if you find a loaded mechanical pencil on the floor. You can buy a few pencils for one if you’re lucky! These are the best writing tools you can get access to, and since no one buys them, it may take a while to get one.
Kid: Dude, I just found a loaded mechanical pencil.
Other kid: How much led is inside?
Kid: 4 full sticks bro.
Other kid: Lucky! Toss me one?
Kid: Gonna cost you some cash brother.
by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018
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Mechanical Christianity

A mechanical Christian is someone who claims to be a Christian, goes to church, attend all the meetings and services, but doesn't actually live the life of a believer.

They go to church likely because that's how they've been brought up. They wake up every Sunday morning and get ready for church, not because they're hoping to have an encounter with God, but because that little routine has always been a part of their life.

Dressing up and going to church every Sunday is just one of those weekend activities, that they've gotten accustomed to. Hence, they live a mechanical life.

They give tithes and offerings because it's customary to do so. They say grace before meals because it's customary to do as a Christian. But deep down within them, they have no real relationship with God.

They do these things out of habit, mechanically, and not because they have any real conviction in them.

This practice is called Mechanical Christianity.

"Having a form of godliness, but denying the power therefore." - 2. Tim 3:5
A: Sharon used to be a Mechanical Christian at her early life, but I'm glad she finally had an actual encounter with Jesus.

B: Now she comes to church not because she's expected to attend a church as a Christian, but because she actually wants to hear a message from the lord.

A: Yea, mechanical Christianity can lead someone into a false sense of being saved. Only true relationship with God brings enlightenment.
by Imagine Dragonlings October 22, 2022
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Hyperdimensional Mechanics

Hyperdimensional Mechanics are a framework theory and hypothesis that seeks to study how atoms, frequencies and other physical and extraphysical elements woyld behave at hyperdimensional and extradimensional level, that is, outside the dimension where we live and the interaction between dimensions as well. Hyperdimensional mechanics seeks to create a bridge and connection between extraphysical mechanics, multiverse theory, hyperdimensional physics and string theory, but mainly between extraphysical mechanics and multiverse theory.
"Hyperdimensional mechanics is an interesting field for be developed inside physics, futhermore, it might take some time until it start to be developed and even tested in practice, even hyperdimensional mechanics are part of post-empirical sciences since multiverse theory and extraphysical mechanics are purely post-empirical, but still valid study areas even being considered as non-scientific by some of people."
by Full Monteirism May 3, 2021
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quantum mechanics

iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
(This is how the average conversation about quantum mechanics generally goes:)

Person 1: Omg like literally iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Right! Lmao it's just ∂Ψ(x,t)=Ae^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 1: Exactly! And iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=iℏ⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂t)=ℏωAe^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 2: Hahaha! -ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Yeah and it's like -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Bro I was thinking the same thing, as soon as she walked in my mind just went (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m⋅Ae^(i(kx-ωt))= -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Pfffftttt!!! (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m=ℏω
Person 2: Lol yeah man, great shit right there... So anyway, how's Jack?
by wugugugug May 6, 2021
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Hairy Mechanic

Where one guy is fucking another guy from behind while giving him a reach around. Upon the receiver's climax, the pubic hair from the receiver gets stuck to the hand and penis of the giver because of the cum.
I heard Ethan gave Matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. Matt is still recovering and Ethan still has hair on his hand.
by Gary K.W. The 2nd April 11, 2010
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