nasty, filthy, manky-ass monkey love, often involving multiple positions, the inability to successfully achieve orgasm, and sweat running down the crack of your by-now goat-smelling ass.
Guy 1: "Yo, my man, how'd it go last night with that chickenhead freak you brought home?"
Guy 2: "One word, dog: malusa".
Guy 2: "One word, dog: malusa".
by maestre xe December 19, 2008
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Anytime you do something that would be considered an extreme or ironic failure when sending any type of mail (i.e. email or letters). This can be augmented with the words epic and absolute.
just straight up fucking failing with anything involving mail or internet
just straight up fucking failing with anything involving mail or internet
When you are sending extremely private or revealing information via email and accidentally clicking the "reply all" button. then epically fail resulting in a mailure
by krinky81 January 3, 2010
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by bongot May 20, 2013
Get the malufet mug.An amazing person with great looks that super smart but will never get the perfect summer bod,and they also love spongebob
by Hahahahaha Jackson May 16, 2017
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